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PATIENT FOR A DAY
Words & Music Copyright by Barry Feldman (ASCAP)
Hire an ad agency, Enter the lottery
Your baby needs an operation
Gotta get a PR man, raise
money quickly as you can
Sell yourself to the nation
Try to get on the news or on
Phil Donahue
Or best of all though your
chances are small
You could try to get on
Patient For A Day
The game show people are dyin
to play
Mail in your entry right away
To Patient For A Day, care of
this station
That’s Patient For A Day, care
of this station
If you can get on the show
the audience in the studio
Will hear each contestant’s
story
Then they will try to choose
who the President would choose
So you better not be boring
You can win an operation or a
day’s recuperation
If you get the bonus question
you could win a doctor too
Or get a game to play at home
even if you lose
On Patient For A Day
The game show that people are
dyin to play
Mail in your entry right away
To Social Insecurity, care of
this station, that’s
Patient For A Day
The game show people are dyin
to play
Mail in your entry right away
To The National Survival
Match, care of this station, that’s
The National Survival Match,
care of this station, that’s
Survival Match America, care
of this station, that’s
Survival Match America, care
of this station
Survival Match America, care
of this station, that’s
Survival Match America, care
of this station
Survival Match America, care
of this station
Survival Match America, care